aplasticshark:
skidji:
thorsbian:
Best tumblr scandals
- The girl grave robbing and selling human bones online
- The white american girl who pretended to be an interracial lesbian couple living with hiv in india, just so she could write hamilton hiv fic
- The girl everyone thought was the native lesbian writer of my immortal, who wrote it to find her brother, but it turns out she was white and lied about her backstory and probably didn’t even write the fic
- Russian Chaos Agents
Add more if u want, lord knows theres plenty
for all the people in the notes asking for sources/more info:
all or nothing
beastmilk jewelry
bone thief
cancer scam
child slavery
cole sprouse’s social experiment
confusedtree
constablefrozen
cybersmith
dashcon
evilfemme
firebolting
freebleeding
glitchedpuppet
hiv hamilton fanfic
homestuck bucket video
homestuck sharpie bath
komaeda kin finger hoax
leelah project
lifting community
“made her eat the doodoo”
medicine switching murder
memeufacturing
miss officer and mr. truffles
mod silver
my immortal author hoax
needle-filled cookie
piss jello
russian agents
toe necklace
unliscenced therapy
i apologize if any of these links are less than savory; if there are any better sources please lmk
thank you so much but also curse you
(via makhoire)
littlejotuncrybaby:
afro-elf:
afro-elf:
marvel where’s my ten minute video of thor teaching earth etiquette to the asgardians???
“this is a dog”
[a bunch of hands fly up]
“you cannot ride it, it is too small”
[all hands go down]
I will never stop reblogging this every single time it reappears on my dash
(via rosannalaufeyson)
girls4thor:
That is so sad Alexa please don’t play anything bc I am scared of you and will not allow you in my Home
(via breadwarlock)
just-shower-thoughts:
Dating a female with a child is like playing another person’s saved game with the controller on high sensitivity.
(via thats-fergalicious)
broke-broken-breaking:
prokopetz:
If you’re trying to catch a housecat that’s gotten outside, don’t forget: they’re an ambush predator and you’re a persistence predator.
You have several times more endurance than they do - use that to your advantage!
Don’t run after them; that’s playing to the cat’s strengths, and vigorous pursuit may cause them to hide. Instead, follow them at a brisk walking pace until they get tired and need to have a lie-down, at which point you can simply pick them up and take them home.
Ok but no shit this tactic is what allowed humans to survive pre-civilisation
(via manicsourdrop)
elderly-scrolls:
“your secret is safe with my indifference” remains not only the most incredible line of dialogue i’ve ever heard in my goddamn life, but also an immensely relatable Mood
(via manicsourdrop)
